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Everyone’s a Cunt: Australia’s Funniest Satirical Coffee Table Book
Everyone’s a Cunt is a satirical Australian coffee table book that turns everyday human behaviour into brutally honest, highly relatable humour.
It’s a funny coffee table book built for people who secretly judge everything, notice everything, and laugh at the things no one wants to say out loud. Every page calls out the types of people you meet in real life, at work, in friendships, relationships, group chats, and anywhere humans are forced to interact.
If you’ve ever thought “surely it’s not just me noticing this,” it’s in the book.
This is not a motivational or inspirational read. It’s an Australian humour book designed to do the opposite. It highlights the awkward, annoying, and ridiculous parts of everyday life and turns them into something you can actually laugh at instead of tolerate.
The reason it works as a coffee table book is simple. People don’t just read it once. They pick it up, start reading, and suddenly the room gets involved. Someone gets called out. Someone defends themselves. Everyone else laughs a bit too hard and pretends they’re not also in it.
That’s the whole point.
It also works as a funny gift for people who are impossible to buy for. Birthdays, Christmas, office gifts, Secret Santa, or that awkward “I needed to get you something” moment. It doesn’t try to be meaningful. It tries to be memorable.
At its core, Everyone’s a Cunt is Australian satire at its most honest. Direct, uncomfortable, and unintentionally accurate in ways people don’t always admit out loud.
It’s the kind of book that doesn’t sit quietly on a shelf. It gets picked up, opened and read out loud. Accusations get made. Denials follow. And that’s exactly why it ends up everywhere.
