Got questions
FAQ
- Can I buy Everyone’s a Cunt in store?
Yes, head into Planet Books. They’ve got excellent taste and a proper love of good books, so you’re in safe hands.
Pop in, grab a copy and have a browse. You’ll probably walk out with a stack of books you didn’t plan on and zero regrets.
- How long does shipping take?
- We ship from Perth, WA. Aussie orders usually rock up in 3–10 business days with Parcel Post, or next business day with Express if you’re an impatient cunt. International orders take 10–30 business days, depending on how organised your country is. You’ll get a tracking link the second it leaves our hands.
- How much is shipping?
- Calculated at checkout based on your location and how many books you’re hoarding. No surprises. What you see is what you pay. If you’re a boring cunt and love fine print, the full breakdown is in our Shipping Policy.
- Do you ship internationally?
- Yes, worldwide. If your country wants to sting you with customs or import fees, that’s between you and them. We just send the goods.
- Can I track my order?
- Yes. Create an account or just check your email. We send tracking the day it ships, not three days later when you’ve already started wondering if we’ve ghosted you.
- What’s your returns policy?
- If your book turns up damaged or faulty, email hello@6gc.com.au ASAP with your order number, a quick explanation, and photos (including packaging and tracking number). We’ll fix it. Change of mind after it’s shipped? Not happening. Choose carefully, like an adult.
- Is this book actually offensive?
- It’s satire. It’s blunt. It’s very Aussie. If the word "cunt" offends you and sends you into a spiral, save yourself the drama. If you’ve ever called a mate a cunt and meant it with love, you’ll be right.
- Do you sell signed copies?
- Yes, if you ask really nicely.
- Do you do wholesale?
- We do. If you’ve got a bookstore, gallery, or gift shop and decent taste, head to the Become a Stockist page and get in touch.
- How do I contact you?
- Email hello@6gc.com.au. That’s it. We read everything and reply sharpish. Unless you’re being a complete fuckwit cunt - in which case, results may vary.