Big News for Lovers of Fine Literature

We’re thrilled to announce that Cracked and Spineless is now officially stocking Everyone’s a Cunt.

That’s right. The book your mate keeps “accidentally” leaving on the coffee table when guests come over. The title that makes self-checkout machines hesitate before approving the transaction. The literary equivalent of making eye contact with a stranger while eating a kebab at 2am.

And now it’s proudly available at Cracked and Spineless — a bookstore courageous enough to ask:

“Should this have been published?”

“Can we display this in the front window?”

“Is this satire, therapy, or a cry for help?”

Honestly, it’s a perfect fit.

Everyone’s a Cunt slides beautifully into their collection of bold, provocative independent titles like a shopping trolley into a parked Mercedes.

What Readers Are Saying

“I laughed, I cried, I blocked three people.”

“Finally, a book brave enough to say what everyone’s thinking.”

“My mum saw the cover and now we communicate exclusively through birthdays.”

Critics have called it:

“Unnecessarily accurate”

“Surprisingly insightful for something with this title”

Why You Should Buy It

Because buried in the unread emails, the group chats you regret joining, and the quiet psychological damage of existing online, there’s something comforting about a book that looks modern society dead in the eye and says:

“Yeah. Nah. Everyone’s a Cunt.”

Whether you’re buying it for yourself, a friend, an enemy, or that relative who says “people are too precious these days”, Everyone’s a Cunt belongs on your bookshelf. Or your coffee table.

Available Now

Grab your copy at Cracked and Spineless while stocks last and public decency laws permit.

Support independent bookstores. Support dangerous literature. Support emotionally exhausted authors with questionable judgement.

And remember:

If you don’t like the title… you’re definitely in the book.