Everyone's a Cunt Goes to Liechtenstein

There are moments in life that nobody sees coming.

A surprise tax bill. A magpie attack.

And a hardcover Australian comedy book called Everyone's a Cunt arriving in Liechtenstein.

Yet somehow, here we are.

After making its way across Europe, surviving airports, train stations, suspicious luggage scanners and at least one backpack that smelt vaguely of old socks and regret, Everyone's a Cunt found itself in Liechtenstein.

Population: small. Mountains: large.

Likelihood of encountering a book titled Everyone's a Cunt: previously zero.

For those unfamiliar, Liechtenstein is one of Europe's tiniest countries. It's so compact that if you blink during a road trip, there's a reasonable chance you'll accidentally invade it and leave again before finishing your coffee.

This made it the perfect destination for our book.

Not because it belongs there. Quite the opposite.

The contrast was magnificent.

On one side, breathtaking alpine scenery, immaculate streets and an atmosphere of calm efficiency.

On the other, a large hardcover dedicated entirely to categorising different varieties of human cunt.

It's the cultural exchange nobody requested.

As the book travelled through the country, it attracted the usual reactions.

Confused glances. Nervous laughter.

People discreetly reading the title twice to make sure they hadn't imagined it.

One traveller reportedly spotted the book and laughed so hard they nearly dropped their camera.

To be fair, that's a perfectly reasonable response.

Imagine spending your morning admiring medieval architecture before suddenly encountering a publication containing survival strategies for dealing with workplace dickheads.

That's a lot to process.

The most impressive thing about Liechtenstein wasn't the scenery. It wasn't the castles.

It wasn't even the fact that the entire country somehow feels tidier than your mum's display cabinet.

It was the complete lack of urgency.

Meanwhile, Everyone's a Cunt continued its mission of spreading highly questionable life advice across the continent.

Some books travel to promote culture. Some books travel to educate.

Some books inspire. This one mainly causes strangers to snort laugh in public. And honestly, that's enough.

As European adventures go, Liechtenstein may be one of the strangest entries in the book's growing travel diary.

Not because anything dramatic happened.

But because there's something wonderfully ridiculous about a country known for precision, order and stunning beauty temporarily hosting a book that contains a chapter devoted to identifying different categories of everyday cunts. 

If books could feel embarrassment, ours probably would have.

Instead, it posed for photos, enjoyed the view and carried on like it belonged there.

Which is exactly the sort of confidence that gets people into trouble.

From Australia to Europe, from major cities to tiny alpine nations, Everyone's a Cunt continues its unlikely journey.

Proof that no matter where you go in the world, no matter how peaceful, organised or picturesque the destination may be, one universal truth remains.

Everyone's a Cunt.

Some are just surrounded by nicer mountains.

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