Everyone’s a Cunt Is Accidentally Becoming an International Travel Influencer

There are books that change lives.

There are books that change minds.

And then there’s Everyone’s a Cunt, a coffee table book that has somehow ended up in more holiday photos than some people's children.

What started as a funny book sitting on coffee tables around Australia has evolved into something nobody expected: an international tourist.

Not because it asked to be.

Not because it earned frequent flyer points.

But because people keep packing it in their suitcases and taking photos of it in increasingly ridiculous locations.

One minute it's sitting next to a beer in Brisbane.

The next it's posing in front of the Eiffel Tower looking like it just spent €14 on a coffee and regrets everything.

The World's Most Honest Travel Companion

Most travel companions lie to you.

Travel brochures say the beach is "secluded." It's packed.

The restaurant has "stunning views." It's overlooking a car park.

The hotel room photos were apparently taken with a lens borrowed from NASA.

But Everyone’s a Cunt remains consistently honest no matter where it goes.

Sydney? Still cunts.

London? Different accents. More cunts.

New York? Louder cunts.

Paris? More fashionable cunts.

Rome? Historic cunts.

The beauty of the book is its versatility. It adapts to every culture without needing a software update.

A Growing Collection of Questionable Tourism Content

We've seen the book photographed:

• On beaches
• In airports
• On cruise ships
• In hotel rooms
• Beside cocktails
• Next to swimming pools
• At campgrounds
• In places where it probably shouldn't have been taken

At this point, we're one customer photo away from seeing it on a camel.

And frankly, that feels inevitable.

The Airport Security Test

Imagine being an airport security officer.

You open a suitcase.

Inside is a passport, three shirts, a phone charger, and a book called Everyone’s a Cunt.

Questions are raised.

Conversations happen.

Judgements are made.

Yet somehow the book keeps making it through customs.

That's resilience.

That's determination.

That's international diplomacy in action.

Better Than a Souvenir

Most souvenirs end up forgotten.

The snow globe gathers dust.

The fridge magnet loses its magnetism.

The novelty spoon ends up in a drawer with batteries and mystery cables.

But a travel photo with Everyone’s a Cunt?

That's forever.

Years later you'll look back and remember exactly where you were when you proudly posed with a book that made strangers laugh, stare, or quietly move away from you.

Help Us Build the Most Inappropriate Travel Album Ever

The mission is simple.

Take the book somewhere interesting.

Take a photo.

Send it in.

Whether it's Bali, London, New York, Tokyo, Paris, Perth or the local pub, we want to see where Everyone’s a Cunt ends up next.

Our goal isn't world domination.

It's a world photo album proving that no matter where you travel, humanity remains wonderfully, consistently, and occasionally hilariously flawed.

After all, different countries have different languages, customs, cultures and cuisines.

But one truth unites us all.

Everyone's a Cunt.

Some are just more photogenic than others.