Everyone's a Cunt Goes to Kerenzerberg, Switzerland

There are places in the world that make you question everything. Kerenzerberg is one of them.

Perched high above Lake Walen and surrounded by the sort of mountain scenery that looks suspiciously computer generated, Kerenzerberg is what happens when nature decides to show off.

The roads are immaculate. The grass appears professionally manicured.

The cows wear bells that somehow sound expensive.

Even the clouds seem better organised than most corporate leadership teams.

Naturally, it was the perfect place for Everyone's a Cunt to begin its European adventure.

The journey from Perth to Switzerland is approximately 13,700 kilometres requiring several airport security screenings and an alarming number of overpriced coffees.

Yet somehow the book arrived exactly where it belonged.

Sitting quietly among some of the most beautiful scenery on earth.

A small Australian coffee table book carrying a simple message that transcends borders, cultures, languages and tax systems.

Everyone's a Cunt.

Not in a malicious way. Not in a judgemental way.

More in the sense that no matter how polished life appears from a distance, every person is still sometimes forgetting passwords, sending emails to the wrong people, walking into glass doors and pretending to understand the woody aroma in wine.

Switzerland is often held up as a benchmark for perfection. The trains are famous. The roads are flawless. The banking system practically has a Netflix documentary genre dedicated to it.

And yet somewhere in Kerenzerberg, a tourist is currently wearing hiking boots they didn't break in properly.

Someone is arguing with Google Maps.

Someone has accidentally ordered sparkling water when they wanted still.

Someone is paying forty dollars for a sandwich and pretending that's reasonable.

The human experience remains beautifully consistent.

That is why Everyone's a Cunt travels so well.

The scenery changes. The accents change. The currencies change.

But people remain wonderfully, reassuringly predictable and ridiculous.

As the book sat overlooking the mountains of Kerenzerberg, it served as a reminder that perspective is everything.

The mountains have stood here for millions of years. Empires have risen and fallen. Civilisations have come and gone.

And today a small Australian book with an unfortunate title is taking in the view.

History works in mysterious ways.

Kerenzerberg may be famous for its landscapes, hiking trails and spectacular alpine vistas.

But for one brief moment, it also became home to a travelling reminder that nobody has life completely figured out.

Not the tourists. Not the locals. Not the influencers attempting seventeen takes of the same photo.

Not even the person reading this. Especially not the person reading this.

The European adventure has officially begun.

Next stop: somewhere equally beautiful, equally impressive and equally full of people doing their best.

Which is to say, full of cunts.

 

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