10 Reasons to Buy Your Dad Everyone’s a Cunt for Father’s Day

Father's Day is approaching.

Which means millions of Australians are once again asking the same question:

"What do I buy a man who already owns seven BBQ tongs, fourteen stubby holders and enough Bunnings vouchers to build a small deck?"

The answer is simple. Everyone’s a Cunt.

Here are ten reasons your dad deserves a copy this Father's Day.

1. He already thinks everyone's a cunt anyway

The bloke in front of him at the supermarket.

The driver going 95km in a 100km zone.

The neighbour who mows at 7am on a Sunday.

Dad has spent years conducting unpaid research for this book.

It's finally time he received the hardcopy edition.

2. He doesn't need another pair of socks

No dad in Australian history has ever opened socks and thought:

"This changes everything."

But a beautifully bound coffee table book called Everyone’s a Cunt?

Now you've got his attention.

3. He'll laugh before he even opens it

Most books require reading.

This one starts working the second Dad sees the cover.

That's value for money.

4. It gives him a new hobby: assessing others’ cuntability

Dads love categorising things.

Fish. Cars. Politicians. Neighbours.

Now he can add “types of cunts” to the list.

Expect to hear things like:

"That's your uncle." "That's definitely the bloke from work." “That’s Barry.”

Poor Barry.

5. It's looks classy

Everyone’s a Cunt is a beautifully produced hardcover coffee table book.

So Dad gets the joy of displaying something that looks sophisticated from a distance…

…and becomes delightfully inappropriate the moment someone reads the title.

That’s elite Father’s Day energy.

6. It passes the “Dad test” 

The Dad Test is simple:

Would he show it to his mates? This book passes with flying colours.

It gets passed around at barbecues, camping trips, fishing weekends and family gatherings with the enthusiasm of a winning TAB ticket.

7. It’s the only gift that works for every type of dad

The tradie dad.

The corporate dad.

The retired dad.

The “back in my day” dad.

The dad who still prints emails.

The dad who thinks he’s funny.

8. It creates an instant family moment

The best gifts aren’t always the most expensive.

They’re the ones that make everyone gather around.

This is the rare present that gets mum laughing, your siblings arguing over who matches which profile, and dad pretending he’s not offended by how accurately one page describes him.

That’s a successful Father’s Day.

9. It has a 97% chance of becoming Dad’s favourite thing

Ok, we made that statistic up.

But honestly, it’s probably conservative.

Between the remote controls, racing guides and handmade macaroni picture you made in Year 2, this is the item he’ll keep picking up.

10. Because “I love you, Dad” can also mean “You’re one of my favourite cunts” 

Australian families have a unique emotional vocabulary.

Sometimes affection sounds like:

“You idiot.” “Pull your bloody head in.” “You absolute menace.” “Good cunt.”

This book fits perfectly into that tradition.

It says:

I know your sense of humour. I know you’ll laugh at this. And I know you’re the kind of dad who’d rather receive a memorable book than another pair of novelty golf socks.

And if your dad has ever muttered, "What a bloody cunt," at a television, traffic light, politician, sports umpire or complete stranger...

This book was practically written for him.

Happy Father's Day, Dad. You good cunt.

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