Ashlee Bunney: Our Latest Certified Cuntfluencer

There are influencers. There are content creators.

Then there are Cuntfluencers.

It's a title that can't be bought, applied for or handed out because you've got a ring light and a discount code. It has to be earned.

This week, that honour goes to Ashlee Bunney.

Ashlee recently got her hands on a copy of Everyone's a Cunt and, instead of quietly reading it and moving on with life, she did what every great Cuntfluencer does. She shared the love.

Now, we're not saying she's responsible for world peace or solving the housing crisis. But if even one extra person has had a laugh because Ashlee couldn't stop talking about the book, we'd call that a public service.

Being a Cuntfluencer isn't about having thousands of followers.

It's about being the mate who says, "You've got to read this."

It's the dangerous friend who costs you money because every recommendation somehow ends up in your shopping cart.

It's the family member who insists on bringing Everyone's a Cunt to every barbecue, birthday and Christmas lunch until someone finally caves and asks where they can get a copy.

That's influence. Questionable. But effective.

The funny thing about Everyone's a Cunt is that it creates conversations almost immediately. Someone flicks through the flowchart. Another person spots themselves in one of the profiles. Five minutes later everyone's arguing over who's the biggest lazy cunt, needy cunt or good cunt.

That's exactly how the book Everyone’s a Cunt was meant to work.

Ashlee clearly understood the assignment.

So today we'd like to officially recognise her outstanding cuntribution to spreading inappropriate laughter throughout the community.

Congratulations, Ashlee.

You are now a fully certified Cuntfluencer™.

There isn't a trophy. There isn't a sash. But there probably should be.

You have our eternal gratitude for helping more people discover that no matter how organised, successful, or clever we think we are...

Everyone's a Cunt.

Even us. Especially us.

 

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