Everyone's a Cunt Has Officially Taken Up Residency at The Loosefoot

There are a few things you expect to find in a good Aussie pub.

Cold beer. Questionable dance moves after 9 pm. Someone explaining how they would've made the AFL if it wasn't for "that bloody knee."

Now you can add Everyone's a Cunt to the list.

That's right. Our proudly inappropriate little book is now stocked at The Loosefoot, making it one of the few places where you can leave with a buzz, a feed and an honest guide to the human race.

It feels right. Pubs have always been where Australia solves the world's problems. Unfortunately, they also create a few of them.

It's where lifelong friendships begin. Where impossible fishing stories somehow get even bigger.

Where everyone reckons they know the answer, despite nobody asking the question.

And where, after enough beers, every table eventually identifies at least one legendary cunt they all know.

Usually they're not there. Sometimes, they are.

Which makes Everyone's a Cunt feel less like a book on a shelf and more like essential pub reading.

The beauty of stocking the book in a tavern is that people don't walk in planning to buy it.

They spot it while waiting for a mate who's "just gone to the bar for one drink" 25 minutes ago.

They pick it up for a quick flick. Five minutes later they're laughing at the flowchart. Ten minutes later they're pointing at their mate and saying, "Mate, that's you."

Fifteen minutes later they're buying two copies because someone back home is an even bigger cunt.

We're genuinely stoked that The Loosefoot has given Everyone's a Cunt a place behind the bar instead of banning it from the premises.

It means another great local venue is backing independent Aussie storytellers who believe laughter is one of the best things you can take home after a night out.

Well, that and your dignity. If you can find it.

So next time you're at The Loosefoot, grab a drink, have a yarn and keep an eye out for Everyone's a Cunt.

Because sometimes the best souvenir from a pub isn't a hangover.

It's the book that explains why everyone you drank with deserves their own chapter.

Cheers to The Loosefoot Tavern for stocking the book.

A decision we'd describe as being made by a bunch of absolute good cunts.

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