Fresh Copies of Everyone's a Cunt Have Landed at Planet Books

There are few sights more satisfying than a stack of fresh books.

The crisp pages. The smell of fresh ink.

The quiet optimism that none of them have been used to squash a mozzie or borrowed by someone who promises they'll "bring it back next week."

We're happy to report that Planet Books has a fresh delivery of Everyone's a Cunt, ready for anyone who's been meaning to grab a copy, buy a gift or simply add a little more literature to their bookshelf.

If you've been putting it off, this is your sign.

Unlike some books that promise to change your life, improve your mindset or unlock your inner billionaire, Everyone's a Cunt makes a much simpler promise.

You'll laugh. Probably at yourself. Definitely at your mates. And almost certainly at that one person who insists they're "not really a people person," despite proving exactly why every time they open their mouth.

That's the beauty of it.

It's the sort of book that starts as a five minute flick through.

Then someone discovers the Which Cunt Am I? flowchart.

Suddenly the entire room is involved. Friendships are tested. Arguments break out. Someone gets labelled a lazy cunt. Someone else is relieved they're only a boring cunt.

And one smug bastard walks away convinced they're a good cunt, despite unanimous disagreement from everyone else.

Books don't usually create that kind of entertainment.

Planet Books has been a fantastic supporter of independent authors and quirky Australian titles for years, so seeing Everyone's a Cunt sitting on their shelves feels right at home.

It's proof that great bookshops understand reading isn't always about self-improvement.

Sometimes it's about having a bloody good laugh.

Sometimes it's about finding the perfect gift for your brother, your workmate, your neighbour or that mate who claims they "don't really read."

They'll read this. Usually cover to cover.

Then they'll leave it on the coffee table where every visitor says, "I'm only having a quick look."

Nobody ever has just a quick look.

So if you're wandering through Planet Books, do yourself a favour and pick up a fresh copy of Everyone's a Cunt.

Your bookshelf will thank you. Your mates probably won't. But that's half the fun.

Thanks again to the legends at Planet Books for keeping fresh copies on the shelves and helping spread a little more laughter, one good cunt at a time.

 

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