Father’s Day Has Found Its Cunt: Get Everyone’s a Cunt In Store

Father’s Day is coming.

Which means Australian families everywhere are about to ask the same question:

“What the fuck do we buy Dad?”

You could buy him socks. Again. You could buy him a BBQ gadget he’ll use once before declaring it “a bit shit”. You could buy him a bottle of something he already has three bottles of.

Or you could finally acknowledge the truth:

Dad is a cunt.

And, frankly, he deserves a book about it.

Meet Dad’s new favourite coffee table book

Everyone’s a Cunt by 6 Good Cunts is the premium hardcover book for people who appreciate the finer things in life.

Like sarcasm. Bad decisions. Judging strangers.

And calling someone a cunt without necessarily meaning it as an insult.

It’s packed with observations, profiles and the sort of humour that makes you laugh, nod knowingly and occasionally think:

“Hang on. Have they been following Dad?”

This isn't a book Dad will politely unwrap, say “thanks”, and put in the cupboard next to the emergency fondue set.

He’ll open it. He’ll read it. He’ll find a cunt he knows. Then he’ll find another. Then he’ll start reading bits aloud.

And that's when you’ll realise you may have made a terrible mistake.

Available in store for Father’s Day

The good news is you don't have to wait for Australia Post to lose your Father’s Day present somewhere between Melbourne and Mildura.

You can walk into one of our stockists and buy Everyone’s a Cunt in store.

Find it at:

Planet Books

For the Dad who thinks reading makes him cultured, despite spending most of his free time watching people reverse trailers on YouTube.

Mary Who? Bookshop

For North Queensland dads who have never met a situation that couldn't be improved by saying “fuck”.

Cracked and Spineless

A bookshop with a name that already sounds like it should stock this book.

Honestly, it would be rude not to.

Streaky Bay Newsagency

For dads in regional Australia who deserve access to premium cunt related literature too.

The Loosefoot Tavern

Because if there is one place Dad should be able to find a book called Everyone’s a Cunt, it's the pub.

Is Dad a cunt?

Let's establish the facts.

Does he have a preferred chair that nobody else is allowed to sit in?

Does he say “I’m just resting my eyes” when he is very obviously asleep?

Does he complain about the price of everything while refusing to throw away a 14 year old extension cord?

Does he give unsolicited driving advice from the passenger seat?

Does he tell the same story every Christmas?

Does he refer to every bloke under 30 as “champ”?

Does he have at least one tool that nobody is allowed to touch?

Does he say “we'll see” when he means “absolutely fucking not”?

Does he insist he doesn't need Google because “I know where it is”?

If you answered yes to three or more:

Congratulations. Dad is absolutely a cunt.

And you should probably buy him the book.

The perfect gift for the Dad who has everything

Because let's face it, Dad probably already owns everything he actually wants.

He's got the tools. He's got the esky. He's got the fishing gear.

He's got a shed full of mysterious objects nobody is allowed to throw out because “that'll come in handy one day.”

What he doesn't have is Everyone’s a Cunt. Yet.

And unlike socks, it won't disappear into a drawer.

Unlike a novelty mug, it won't crack.

Unlike another pair of jocks, it won't make everyone uncomfortable when he opens it in front of Nan.

It's a proper hardcover book. And a fucking funny one.

So this Father’s Day...

Don't buy Dad something because you think you're supposed to.

Buy him something that says:

“We love you, Dad.

We accept that you're a cunt.

And, to be fair, so are we.”

Pick up Everyone’s a Cunt in store at Planet Books, Mary Who? Bookshop, Cracked and Spineless, Streaky Bay Newsagency or The Loosefoot Tavern.

Because every family has a Dad. Every Dad has opinions. Every Dad knows at least six cunts. And now there's a book to prove it.

Everyone’s a Cunt.

The Father’s Day gift that says what the card probably should have.

Love ya, cunt.

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